if i were

If I were a month I would be: September
If I were a day of the week I would be: Wednesday
If I were a time of day I would be: 3 pm
If I were a planet I would be: mercury
If I were a sea animal I would be: a manatee
If I were a direction I would be: east
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a desk
If I were a historical figure I would be: oliver cromwell
If I were a liquid I would be: coffee
If I were a stone, I would be: sedimentary
If I were a tree, I would be: birch
If I were a bird, I would be: a pigeon
If I were a weapon, I would be: poison
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a tulip
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: cloudy
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a gnome
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: two turntables and a microphone
If I were an animal, I would be: a cat
If I were a color, I would be: silver
If I were an emotion, I would be: yeah, on drugs
If I were a vegetable, I would be: eggplant
If I were a sound, I would be: jeans in the clothes dryer
If I were an element, I would be: Ag
If I were a car, I would be: a camry
If I were a song, I would be: Silver Lining by Beulah
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Mike Leigh
If I were a book, I would be written by: Jonathan Safran Foer
If I were a food, I would be: tofu
If I were a place, I would be: North London
If I were a material, I would be: corduroy
If I were a taste, I would be: seltzer water
If I were a scent, I would be: nyquil
If I were a word, I would be: oy vey
If I were an object, I would be: a pencil sharpener
If I were a body part I would be: ears
If I were a facial expression I would be: one raised eyebrow
If I were a subject in school I would be: english
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Lucy Van Pelt
If I were a book character I would be: Esme Squalor
If I were a shape I would be a: oval
If I were a number I would be: 3
If I were a comic strip character I would be: Lucy Van Pelt

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