I'm not scared of you (but I am) on Twitpicstupid sideways picture of my stupid bike
okay, no i love my bike, but i can’t ride it. i tried, and then i had what we like to call in the crazy business, an anxiety attack.
and the pedal tried to eat my ankle.
the bike mocks me with its adorable vintage styling and chain cover that looks like wings. poop.
at least we got consolation yogurt train.
i’m going to make a second attempt this evening when it’s cooler. maybe it was too hot to learn how to ride a bike.

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