best thing overheard at my starbucks

my starbucks in the city is the one on 17th near castro.

two hippies are making out, and starbucks shift guy (i don’t know his name) says to them, ‘guys, cut it out, okay?’

and the one hippie goes, ‘was that because we’re gay?’

my starbucks is the gayest starbucks ever, and it’s a well known fact.

so that was hilarious.

so i ordered this, the most awesome thing EVER:

and you should get one too.

also, there was a very cool girl on bart today wearing a rugrats t shirt.  when i say girl, i mean lady, like, not a kid.  i wish i had my camera.

also, michael stipe shoulda paid for vic chestnutt’s medical bills, and maybe someone to dispense his meds properly.  i mean, i don’t know if he tried to do that or what the circumstances were in their friendship, but you know what i mean?

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